if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed